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"We lose
our belief in magic
when no
one in our lives
understands the miraculous."
Swami Curryban Bucklananda |

Chapter
1
Curry
Lands on His Feet
My
first glimpse of Curry Buckle’s astonishing powers came the day we
dumped him from his chair in sophomore biology class. Like most teachers
at Kluge Island High, Mr. Flatski taught two subjects. Science courses
all day—becoming snarlier with each passing hour—then he coached
football. We called him Old Flattop because of his haircut: upright
bristles thick as a doormat. I say we, but I’d arrived that
summer from off-island and hadn’t blended in. I carried a notebook with
Darwin Bownes written in block letters so people would learn my
name, but I think they already knew because of my dad taking over the
newspaper, which had everyone stirred up. Anyway, the class avoided
provoking Mr. Flatski because he could go off like a gaffed halibut.
On
this particular September afternoon, he had his back turned, drawing the
double helix of a DNA strand on the board. The classroom looked like a
theater, with desks on four curved terraces facing a long counter fitted
with sinks and gas burners. I always sat in back, on the top riser
where, through the rear windows, I could see the wing with the girl’s
shower room. The frosted shower room glass had a corner missing from one
pane and I always hoped to see something interesting but never did. As
Mr. Flatski drew rungs in the double helix with different colored
markers, I noticed Curry Buckle had fallen asleep at his desk using his
book as a pillow. Curry was short, stocky, with no neck to speak of.
Quiet guy, but good-natured, often wearing a doofus expression of
amusement as if absorbed in some private joke. I think my real reason
for sitting in the back is that I felt safe sitting next to Curry. Safe
that he never sneered at me or pretended I didn’t exist or made snide
comments. He had this aura of dorky weirdness about him that made others
leave him alone.
But
not that day.
Choker
Durant sat immediately in front of me, one riser lower. Biology didn’t
interest Choker. Not the kind you learned from a book. He was the alpha
male in the patch of hallway by the Coke machine where the sophomores
hung out, his tight polo shirt revealing a self-inflicted skull tattoo
on a thick biceps; his loose ’board-baggies revealing an inch of butt
cleavage. Curry Buckle didn’t belong to Choker’s crowd. In fact, he
probably ranked numero uno on Choker’s loser list.
I must
have been on a different kind of list. Three weeks into the term,
classmates should have loosened up toward me. But no. Our family moved
here from the mainland that summer when dad bought the weekly newspaper:
the Kluge Island Whalebone. People acted like dad had ripped out
the island’s beating heart for breakfast. It didn’t help that the prior
editor, who at age eighty-two had slumped dead over his last editorial,
had been a character in the local islands for decades. The grudge
carried over to me. No one wanted me at their lunch table, so I brought
sandwiches from home and ate outside on the bleachers. Even among a
sophomore class small enough to fit in one room, I felt invisible. So
when Choker turned to me, his thick-featured face parted with a canine
grin, and recruited me to humiliate a fellow classmate, well... it’s not
that I wanted to be Choker’s friend, but if I could just show everyone I
was up for a little fun... Curry Buckle seemed a small sacrifice.
Choker
pointed to the right rear leg of Curry’s desk. I hesitated, hearing the
squeak of Mr. Flatski’s marking pen over Curry’s light snoring. But
Choker egged me on with a gesture and I caved and hunched over to grab a
rear desk leg. Choker took the front leg. At his nod we both lifted.
Had
Curry not been leaning toward the open side of his desk, he might simply
have plopped to the floor like a bag of dog food. But he was
leaning, and Choker gave Curry an extra shove, causing him to pitch
forward and tumble down to the next terrace, and his momentum carried
him all the way to the ground level, where he did a face plant before
the studly alter to science, behind which stood Old Flattop, hands on
hips, face hot enough to fry an egg.
“Buckle?” Flatski said between clenched teeth. He never called anyone by
their first name.
Curry
looked up, groggy. “Yessir? Um, sorry sir.”
“Do I
not talk loud enough for you, Buckle? Do you need to sit closer?”
Flatski wasn’t exactly yelling, but it looked like every cell in his
body wanted to.
“Yessir. Nosir.”
Then
Flatski looked in my direction. “You two—Bownes is it? —and Durant.”
My
blood heated like soup.
“Bring
that desk down front so Buckle can hear better.”
We
did.
“That’s right, make yourself comfortable. Now in all the commotion, I’ve
forgotten where we were. Buckle, remind me.”
Curry
looked up and swallowed. My chest tightened and I wished I could have
taken back what I’d done.
“Sir,”
I said, rising from my seat.
“Bownes?”
“I,
uh... that is, we...”
Then
Choker Durant turned and gave me a fierce scowl that promised if I said
one more word, he’d wait for me after school, as long as it took, and
would pound me beyond recognition of my own mother.
“What
is it Bownes?”
“Er...” I gulped. “His book. He’s dropped his book.”
I
picked it up and stepped down the risers to hand it to Curry. I avoided
his eyes at first, but my guilt forced me to give him a brief look of
apology. He blinked hard as I held the book out. Then, with a nod of
thanks, he accepted it.
“Well,
Buckle? Where were we?” Flatski said.
Keeley
flagged her arm. “I know where we were. You were about to explain how
cytosine bonds with—”
Flatski glanced sharply her way. “Did I ask you?” He returned his glare
to Curry.
“Ummmm." Curry looked at the whiteboard, looked down at his book, then
looked back at the board, and blinked hard. “Well, I guess that would be
your basic DNA strand. Dee-oxy... um... deoxy... ribonucleic acid?”
Curry
had never impressed me with a special grasp of biology, or any other
subject. In this case, Mr. Flatski had yet to tell us exactly what he
was diagramming. But from the bulging look on Flatski’s face, Curry must
have guessed right. The bulging look also told me Curry would have done
himself a favor if he’d guessed wrong.
“So,
Buckle, you know so much about it, you can clown around during the
lesson. Maybe your classmates aren’t as brilliant as you are. Why don’t
you step up here and finish the lesson for them?" Mr. Flatski held a
marker over the lab table, cords of muscle lacing his hairy arm.
“That’s all right,” Curry said, leaning back from the marker.
No,
it’s not all right. Get up here. Capiche?”
Curry
capiched. We all did, I suspect. We capiched that anyone
who upstaged Old Flattop must be trashed before the show could go on.
Curry stood, took the marker, looked at the unfinished diagram on the
board, then did an open-mouthed head-tilt of pure astonishment. He stood
flat-footed for the longest time, frozen in position as if sculpted from
Spam. Blocky head, bad haircut, and wire glasses bent and re-bent. Then,
never taking his eyes from the board, he shuffled past the lab table,
and began labeling parts of the double helix.
“The
sides of the ladder are made of sugar and phosphate molecules,” he said,
“and they alternate. The rungs make a code for genetic information...
using four different chemicals. The red is cytosine." He wrote
cytosine on the board. “Green is guanine. You see, the cytosine will
bond only with the guanine, and not with the thymine or adenine.”
Mr.
Flatski’s jaw sagged.
Curry
stepped back from the drawing and frowned at it. “Actually, this shows
the helix twisting to the left, but it always twists to the right. This
is true for all organisms, but we don’t know why."
Curry
turned to see if he should continue, but Mr. Flatski’s mouth seemed
stuck in the open position.
Then
the class brainiac, Keeley Uncas, waved her thin arm. I’d heard somebody
say she’d been homeschooled the last couple years by her father, a
doctor, and she knew her stuff. At least her father used to be a
doctor—supposedly he’d been de-stethoscoped for being a quack. Somebody
important had died. Keeley always seemed to be waving her chicken-bone
arm, especially if someone else answered correctly, then she’d add her
two cents.
“Curry,” she said in an uppity tone, “did you know if you straightened
out the DNA strands from one cell, expanded them to the thickness of
spaghetti, and laid them end to end, they’d reach to the moon and back
six times?”
Curry
again blinked hard. “Well, yes, it does say that in a footnote at the
bottom of page forty-nine. Just one time, actually.”
“Hey
Keeley, your noodle is overcooked,” someone said.
The
class giggled.
Keeley’s fine black eyebrows bunched up over her piercing dark eyes and
her mouth turned down.
Old
Flattop just glared like a man unsure whether he’s been set up. He waved
Curry back to his seat, gave us an extra-long assignment, then the bell
rang. We didn’t stampede out as usual; everyone paused to look at Curry
as they filed past, as if he was a traffic wreck.
But it was me whom Curry
kept his eyes on--deep, unblinking eyes--and I knew we had
unfinished business.
